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Thursday, November 1 ( "Astronaut"? My arse lar...Malaysia Boleh!! @ 20:46:00 )  Shuai ge ar? Ahhhh...What a common sight these day... Everywhere we look, the net, the television and newspapers, magazines. We have this "astronaut" a.k.a Space traveller..ahem ahem ahem... face plaster everywhere... A part time model, a doctor and an astronaut..Very funny people..I agree with Kenny. What does good-look have to do with going to space? Weirdo..Part time model..Waliu..Wow.. Yes, girls and aunties start drooling over him and make those hamsap face...Some I say..and Guys? They must be green with envy-some of them anyway... Me? I don't seem to be interested in this guy for sure..hmmm..My first reaction when I saw his face on television is to laugh until I fall off the sofa. Fine..It is really funny. I was imagining him sitting in the space capsule and not allowed to touch anything.. i expect the angmoh in the space capsule to stare at him with a threatening twitch in their eyes and as if warning a kid, Ang moh Astronaut : Don not touch touch arr.. Eyes see, hand cannot touch.. Dr. SMS : Okay okay boss! *rubs hand in glee and excited to go to space* Fine..It's not that hilarious.. I am weird. Yes... fine..back to this money spending issue. Mom just read to me an article in a Chinese newspaper. Apparently, the government, those "smart" balding monkey with big bellies stuff full with money politician, *ehem* had decide that spending billions on this space mission is worth it. Those hard-earn money from us taxpayers would be better spend on helping the poor and the needy, schooling orphans, bringing civilisation to the indigenous people living deep in the jungle or even better still for my shopping spree *imagine all the things i can buy..I could drown in it! to upgrade those roads and overhead bridges that are almost collapsing... Or even save horny creatures, (The Sumatran Rhinos lar, you pervert..What were you thinking?) And so, all the money for (not in chronological order) 1. Dr SMS to wear a freaking fugly, Nice batik shirt in Space, 2. Dr SMS to pray *cough* in space.. Can hear or not orh? 3. Dr SMS to eat Malaysian food in space..you heard right.. PAID ALL THOSE FREAKING MONEY TO EAT MALAYSIAN FOOD IN SPACE! Apparently his favourite roti canai could not be brought to space..poor guy..But I personally feel that those roti canai are best shove up those brainless creatures arse.. According to his blog, he brought Biryani Chicken,Satay Ayam,Rendang Tok,Sliced dried Mango,Banana rolls,Tempe, Ginger Jelly, Roselle Granola Bar,Kuih Raya Bangkit..I wonder where are the bah kut teh, kampua noodles har? 4. To bring our beautiful flag to space... 5. To do research..What research??? Hehehehe..are you sure that the ang moh would not have done it before us?Probably research on how to waste money eh? Sure top ten in the list of "How to make full idiotic use of money, when you have too much of it to shove it up your brain eh? 6. Still got a list of really goofy things which i had forgotten. Better reserve some memory for my studies... Go read Sinchew Jit Poh lar you guys...Sure impressive and provide you at least 5 minutes of laugh.. I am so touched I almost cried-No...sometimes I do amuse myself... Tata~ folks.. Dr SMS..congrats to you for going to space to waste all those money..Great job!!^^ Please think of the poor Starving people in Africa before you decide to go for another trip okie!^^Fine lar..It's not the poor guys fault..It's you-know-who fault lar... Grrrrrrr.... As a great ending....Hehehehehehehe..Do not fume.. Why do the government want to build a multi billion stadium in UK for our athletics to practise for the Olympics? The reason, so they can get used to the cold weather.. Excuuuuuuuuuuse me, like Isn't the Olympics held in summer? So what the fish does our athletics need to practise in the cold weather? If you ask me, I smell fish..Really fishy, like ikan masin.. Recently, the nation was shocked by the Terengganu (Am I right?) incident. Some Malays there had create a riot and burn our nation's flag, the "Jalur Gemilang". This is really sia suay...I mean, why so cruel? Our government gave them such special treatment and benefits. If the other races had not even rebel, how could they rebel first? I mean think with the butts la..Our government very nice to them neh...How can be like this? Aiyoyoyoyoyo~What is coming to this nation? What's next? Vey funny..Who used to say Malaysia is all honey? When we talked about the not-so-good stuff, people usually shies from it and try to hide the truth by saying, Aiya~, Malaysia no war, no natural disasters. We should be thankful..I am thankful..Just not enough.. War? Pretty soon I guess if poeple start to hurt people due to the difference in the colour of their skins and the races that they belong to.. Natural Disasters? Malaysia now experience Earthquake, Tsunamis, possible typhoons. Not natural disasters then is what? Owh well, then again, no place like our country right?.. Our country is so unique in its own stupid-till-can-die Special ways...Malaysia Boleh *chokes on own words*Let's stand up proud and go to KL for that ride on the Eyes on Malaysia before the one year rental period is over and we have to return the ferris wheel..Om my goodness...So paiseh and mensiasuaykan can? And let's go travelling to other countries wearing the Malaysian Flag BAju Kurung and Shout to the world we are from MALAYSIA!!^^ Then people will know our country for being full of dumb arses for being patriotic and united!^^ I love Malaysia!! That's all...Ponder upon the points yourself folks!^^ Nights~~ Labels: Thoughts and Life 0 comments |
